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Dating Tip #1 - if you are on your first date, then never mention that you live with your mother. Most women think that men that live with their mothers need a lot of looking after, and women of today just aren't as interested in dating men that can't be independant.

Dating Tip #2 - Never keep your date waiting long, but never be too early either. If you are too late for your date then he or she will think that you are pretty disorganised. If you are too early then you will seem too keen. Try to be on time as your date will know you are interested.

Dating Tip #3 - Always dress to impress but never wear anything to slutty if you are a women or too daggy if you are a bloke. Thongs should never be worn on a date for men, unless you are going to the beach.

Dating Tip #4 - If you can't remember the last time you got laid then it is time to try online dating.

Dating Tip #6 - Always laugh at your date's jokes, even if they are not funny.

Dating Tip #7 - Never take duct tape and rope with you on your first date.

Dating Tip #8 - If someone flirts with you online, always respond even if they don't fit your profile it is polite to say 'No thanks'.

Dating Tip #9 - If you are serious about online dating then don't make up crap in your profile. If you do find some one you are into then, you are not going to fool them for long.

Dating Tip #10 - Never wear really tight clothing. If you do get lucky then you want to remove your clothing as quickly as possibly

Dating Tip #11 - Never wear too much perfume. Most guys can't stand the smell of women's perfumes so always go light on here

Dating Tip #12 - Never wear dirty underwear on any of your dates. ever!!!

Dating Tip #13 - Never order anything with garlic or onion on your first date

Dating Tip #14 - Don't expect too much too quickly or don't jump in bed on the first date unless you just want to get laid.

Dating Tip #15 - Never drink too much on your first date. You don't want to be slurring your words or do something stupid.

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I have to make a list of (50) dating tips for my sociology class but I've run out of ideas. So far I have 30. Any ideas for some other ones? Here's some examples of what I have: 1. It is perfectly natural to want to see your date again after your first. So park your car outside their house, get a pair of binoculars and relax and watch them through their bedroom window. 2. If you rehearse key phrases this will help the date move along more smoothly. Phrases such as ?Don?t worry, I?m taking antibiotics for it? and ?I just got tested? should work well.

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